This has to be the all time worst honeymoon in the history of mankind!  The couple eventually arrived at midnight plus 30 minutes.  We had given up on them and gone to bed several hours earlier.  Joseph showed them to their room and they began yelling at him!  They didn't like their room.  He didn't know what to do, but would not disturb us.  (Long live Joseph!)

Everything was ready for their breakfast, but we chose not to cook the eggs or make the coffee until we saw the whites of their eyes.  It was nearly ten when they came out of their room.  And they were not happy.  I found them giving our cook a piece of their mind, so I intervened and he quickly slipped away.  I finally told them I did not appreciate their insults.  They were free to leave if they wanted to.  They declared their intention to leave, but would come back another time to finish off their honeymoon.  I set down some conditions that they sort of agreed to.  After more verbal abuse they settled down to wait for breakfast.  Francis reported that they ate everything in sight.  Then they packed up and drove off into the sunset. We all agreed that it was the wife who was a real piece of cake!  Happy landings!